Monday, April 7, 2008

GOD BLESS BLOOMBITO


A Prayer for Michael Bloomberg

posted by PolitikoMon, 04/07/2008 - 3:49pm
Dear God:
Please help Mayor Michael Bloomberg get over the fact that Congestion Pricing was killed by the Assembly today.
Please help him remember that when he ran for Mayor in 2001 he was against congestion pricing and when he ran for reelection in 2005 he was against congestion pricing. So, really, anyone who disagrees with him now, agreed with him both times it was relevent: When they were deciding whether to vote for him.

I know Mayor Bloomberg is the Best Mayor since Mayor McCheese was in office in McDonaldLand, so he has the right to run for office on one position and then be the biggest bully in the world against people who have the audacity to agree with his position back when he was running, but disagree with him now.

And Lord, please help Mayor Bloomberg's bruised ego to heal. I mean, his ego must have shrunk to the size of Brooklyn by now, but we really need a Mayor with an ego the size of all of New York City.


Amen.

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